Feb 19, 2023

every season of jonelias really has something new and shiny that gives it a particular flavor...the pre-canon longing and professional interest, the s1 office romance <3/”fine i’ll be more lovely”, the s2 paranoid and crazy and I NEED TO KNOW, ELIAS phase, the s3 tense but inexorable connection (my evil boss who murdered a guy is still the only one I can run to and no we can’t kill him yet!!), the s4 post-coma pre-160 longing/betrayal/growing into monsterdom/suffice it to say I called you, the s5 Knowing and Eye Opening where all bets are off and the dynamic has heavily shifted into jon’s favor…

#the post-canon ??????????#i dont think about the 'somewhere else' that often bc i will be real i dont care #im happy jon got to be the one to personally murder elias but well you know what i really wanted.#🪶… See all

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Feb 19, 2023

in the same vein as the last post i also really want a fic that’s like...pre-slash jonelias where jon starts spying on georgie or one of the archive assistants and accidentally stumbles on them having sex and decides to very normally be a creepy voyeur about it because 1. he’s fascinated by the mechanics of sex something he apparently has very little experience in and 2. he finds it very easy to distance himself from the unsettling part of himself that would so easily intrude on another person’s privacy, not necessarily because he recognizes it as conducive to his eye alignment but because of this ingrained self-identity of bookish academic that he has where he doesn’t view himself as someone who’s capable of such active participation but who IS interested in the full breadth of human experience

and of course elias is there to show him that he actually is capable of it. having sex that is.

#there's probably some fics like this out there but not in this specific introspective way that i want lol #sorry for saying pre slash but i thought it sounded better than pre relationship #but lbr im not super interested in established relationship in general anyways #jonelias appeals to me so much when its like #underlying sexual tension under every conversation but we're not DATING god how could you call it dating #yes we fuck nasty on the reg yes i submit to his manipulations yes i begrudgingly embrace the monster i'm becoming. but dating????? no #<- jon voice. i suppose #sorry also for steamrollering over the word of god ace jon headcanon #i just dont believe in it. transformative fiction and all #i support ace jon rep but that ambiguous in-canon phrasing of 'he doesn't have [sex] like at all' to me sounded very much like #oh this is a repressed gay dude who's never been properly taught anything about sex especially not out of cishetnormative teachings #which does not necessarily an ace person make #IDK i just think there's value in thinking about this outside of labeling it as an ace subtype or something #maybe im just projecting tho <3 #does this make any sense at all or am i slowly going insane #🪶… See all

Feb 19, 2023

I hope op of this fic knows they changed my life forever:

Professional Distance - Anonymous - The Magnus Archives (Podcast) [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

archiveofourown.org

This line alone is like. This is one of the most succinct essences of jonelias/jon in general for me

#what is it that you wish you could do SCREAM!!!!!#🪶

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Feb 18, 2023

Feb 8, 2023

i think it's made very obvious in canon that avatars see regular humans as being ontologically beneath them as like a ready made food source for them and their patrons

so like jonelias from peter's perspective is like... imagine your husband came home from the delicatessen with this sad-eyed dog,

#hysterical #not only that but when you threaten him with 'it's me or the dog'#he chooses the fucking dog

Feb 17, 2023

#this was from 2020 also #👁️

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Feb 17, 2023

Oct 22, 2022

love when a dynamic is like. this would be deeply toxic for anyone else but considering the people involved this is actually far and away the healthiest option

Nov 2, 2022

Feb 16, 2023

I love jonelias they truly did make themselves for each other <3

#jonah magnus’ 200 year quest to frankenstein his favorite bottom into his perfect top #🪶

Feb 16, 2023

jepropaganda asked:

s5 had very few JE moments (i froth at the mouth thinking about what could have been) but MAN the fact that they did a statement together?!??!?! even though jonah was overloaded by the eye?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?! still rocks me to my CORE.

no literally! if jonny sims didn't want me to believe that there was a black thread of fate connecting jon and elias then why would he give us such delicious breadcrumbs like that one...s5 jonelias really just makes me sooo wistful because the bones of a true je ending were there and i'll stand by that.

there's a couple different ways that i think it could've gone but i know deep in my heart that what i really wanted was for them to pull a hannigram and fall off the cliff together...and i won't even say that this is an implausible ending because they always made it clear that tma wouldn't really have a happy ending (esp after jon started the apocalypse and all) and leading up to s5 they made it clear that jon was close to spiraling out of control with his statement-addiction (helped by his ties to the web) and also playing heavily into elias' manipulations (like in mag158...elias was literally SO smug in that episode and jon was so compliant. maybe just because he wanted to save martin but honestly if i heard my evil boss be like …my you have grown. a masterpiece, isn’t it? i wouldnt just be like yeah. it is) (that's not true i probably would. if i were gay for my evil boss)

#but i cant think about it for too long because what can you do!!#most of all i can't stop thinking about how we never got a full reaction to jon finally calling elias by his real name #i KNOW mr [pleasured exhalation] couldve given me more than what we got #🪶… See all

Feb 15, 2023

oh my god I just realized I didn’t even have my inbox open…i was literally like PLEASE TALK TO ME when I don’t even have asks on fhslfjdk

Feb 15, 2023

found this screencap of what I wanted out of jon + elias’ relationship in s5 again. they make me INSANE

#daily jonelias delusionalposting #🪶

Feb 13, 2023

by god an underrated s1 jonelias moment. who else is out here bitching to their boss and then following it up with shit like “I’ll be more lovely”…normal things to say for sure

#cunt. whore #🪶

Feb 13, 2023

tjec…….

#this blog really is me doing the jonelias conspiracy unironically #my thesis: je has always been canon #my evidence: mountains of delicious subtext #my conclusion: secret good jonelias ending #the BONES of a jonelias ending are there in s5 I swear #I guess if I were really going into the conspiracy deep end I’d say that jm’s influence led to a lot of s5 being changed in their favor #but I don’t reaaally believe that so much #or at least not in the face of what I already know had to be changed for the pandemic/state of the fandom post-s4 #well. as fun as it can be to speculate on authorial intent #I intend on making full use of everything I actually got #🪶#tjec … See all

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Feb 13, 2023

Feb 12, 2021

194 was SOMETHING WASNT IT?? NEEDED TO DRAW SOME FUNNY HAHA DUMB STUFF TO LIGHTEN THE MOOD

#so important to me #CHASE THE LASER POINTER...

Feb 13, 2023

that reminds me i should post the links for the je fics i wrote here also:

price of admission - T, the s3 au i wrote before i listened to s4 where jon wakes up from his coma with enhanced beholding powers that have him reluctantly running back into elias’ arms

the second before the other shoe drops - E, au in which jon takes a statement so hard that he kills someone to death...which also has him running back into elias’ arms. sexy bathing and gruesome thoughts are involved

and till this day sometimes i cry - T, s5 prediction fic (from back when it was still airing) where martin and jon get split up at the panopticon and jonah has charged conversations with the both of them <3 honestly a personal fav of mine because i reaaaaaally wanted jon to be swayed if even a little bit when he finally confronted jonah after mag160

a heart is beating, then is done - E, vampire au where elias has turned jon, but jon refuses to feed on living people’s blood, so in typical elias fashion he takes matters into his own hands. lots of descriptions of blood so watch out (or enjoy)

#please talk to me about. jonelias #as you can see i've written a fair amount of words on the subject #and am liable to write even more at any given moment #jonelias #im also very very tempted to polish and post a bunch of old unfinished ones #so if you're interested watch this space!!! lol #🪶… See all

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Feb 13, 2023

Jan 10, 2023

okay, i've seen this one post going around my dash a few times, and at this point i feel a need to say something about it:

vampires drinking from blood banks is NOT more ethical than drinking from live donors! in fact, it's worse!

most adult humans walking around on the street have a pint or so of blood they can spare with no real consequences for their health. (again, this is not true of everyone, so make sure you ask your donors about any health conditions before you get into it, but you were doing that already, right?)

but the blood in blood banks. the blood in blood banks is for people who need that blood in transfusion form to survive. blood shortages are real, and they kill. if you steal from a blood bank, someone could die for your theft.

the only reason that bagged blood is considered the "softer" option is because you don't have to look the people you're harming in the eyes to do it. coward.

#literally that one jonelias fic i wrote

Feb 11, 2023

moodboarding

Feb 11, 2023

old art comp…the ones I feel were the most decent 🙏

#jonelias #don’t mind the uh. the moth thing #also the last one is my jonah/jon frankenstein au…I still need to revisit that one lmao #👁️

Feb 10, 2023

and all of this is just me going through the transcripts god forbid i relisten to some of the episodes

#i like jonny sims' dramatic statement reading voice (and his pained whimpers) but i have to say #listening to that elias being the worst comp on youtube won me back over so completely it was so dire #awful podcast man that lives in my head rent free #no one else will do it like he did #🪶… See all

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